Well, fine. Since y’all aint tryna drink today, I’ll just start here. ~ Yeyy pre-partay ~
damniitkyle: You’ll never realize how long 1 minute is until you put something in the microwave.
cleansing: castration: If someone thinks you’re cute but they also think someone ugly is cute then your cute cancels out ^^^
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm